May 2013
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
bowlegsandangels:
killercest:
cameronjohngodfrey:
azazels-child:
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
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Florida teen Kaitlyn Hunt, 18, is seeing her young... →
wilwheaton:
She was kicked off the basketball team because of the potential for “drama” her presence created. She’s been vilified by fellow students, called “criminal,” “rapist” and “child abuser.” She was expelled from school. And far worse. She’s facing a lifetime label of “sex-offender,” because the other girl’s parents brought criminal charges against her despite the fact that the...
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throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
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Spock and Uhura: we need relationship counseling
Kirk: ...for all three of us
Bones: DAMMIT JIM, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR
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“And girls need cold anger. They need the cold simmer, the ceaseless grudge, the...”
– Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (via juliasboobs)
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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lynzave:
geezjenner:
lynzave:
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C...
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this has been the most boring day
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being anxious is making me feel sick yaaay
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samqirl:
before u cancel hannibal let me explain u a thing
rumandstars:
if you’re scared you’re never gonna get laid
don’t worry
thousands of people want to have sex with this
and i may not know who the fuck you are but you should at least give yourself credit for being more attractive than that
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teenwolframandhart:
punkcub:
blackfoxx:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
OMG YAAAASSSSS!!!! GO IN!!!
or we could not use homophobic imagery
… did you just equate “senator” with...
“The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving...”
– Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos - who claims that every time Netflix enters a new territory, its numbers go up while Torrent numbers go down. More here. (via directingfilm)
anglosaxonmonk:
hannibal: the only fandom where everyone is mildly aroused and fully conflicted about it
